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Joke of the Day

"Desire to not get beat up > Desire to wear a cloak"

"I was in a band.. called ""Missing Cat"". You might have seen our posters."

"My dentist says to clean between your teeth after every meal. That's his flossophy."

"An Exam paper walks into a bar. An Exam paper walks into a bar, sits down and says, ""So, bartender, what will I have?""."

"Why does the ""forever alone"" keep a beehive next to his bed? Because royal jelly comes in handy... you know, for lowering cholesterol."

"Last night a burglar broke into my house but I quickly popped open a bag of potato chips & hid in all that free space."

"A second date is probably not likely if your date pulls out and clutches a crucifix when you enter the room."

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? Americans can't milk a cow for 15 years."

"I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high."

"How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway."