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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the ""Dirty Jobs"" guy beating someone up? A Mike Rowe Aggression"

"Making $ is easy. Press shift+4."

"Four guys walk into a bar One ducked"

"3 blondes walk in to a bar you'd think one of them would have seen it"

"Tom got a backache from working as a seer. He's got the hunch."

"I can point out chicks who say ""vokka"" and ""liberry"" instead of ""vodka"" and ""library"" based on the use of emoticons in their screen name."

"so you teens like ""selfies"" huh? well if you picked up a bible now and then you would know god did selfies when he created us in his image"

"WHAT DO WE WANT?!?! A CURE FOR TOURETTES!!! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!?! FUCK!!!"

"Hey, have you heard this new joke? You just reddit."

"What did Rouge say just before murdering Crimison? Hue hue hue"