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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke?? Okay here goes, My ex-wife still misses me! BUT HE AIM IS GETTING BETTER! HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! You see it's funny because marriage is terrible.-Stanley pines 2012"

"Sing me a song you're the piano man / clean out my pool you're the gardener /now light up my room you're a ceiling fan"

"Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny? Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. [](/hehheh)"

"Did you know Sasha Grey retired? It's fine though, at least she went out with a bang!"

"Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?"

"An old married couple wins 10 million dollars from the lottery. ""What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?"" the woman asks her husband. ""Keep sending them!"""

"Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night. He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out."

"What is brown and sounds like a bell? Dung."

"Yogi Berra He lived his whole life."

"Why do men, on average, die before women? Because they want to."