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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend said, ""We should make love like they do in the movies."" So I shoved my dick in her ass and came on her face. She got upset. Apparently we watch different movies."

"What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."

"Death hack: bury your loved ones with their fitness trackers for a low-cost early zombie alert system."

"actually, all of my sons are named after guns. you got gunden, gunley, bungun, gunch, and this here is gun junior"

"I fell asleep in the shower last night I guess you could say I had a few wet dreams"

"Vodka isn't the answer to my problems but its worth a shot"

"Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry? On a clothes lion."

"What's long and black? The unemployment Line."

"I took my kids to the aquarium. ""If you get really close to the glass maybe the whale will talk to you!"" I suggested to my son. ""Grow up,"" said the woman behind the ticket booth."

"How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ? The cotton in her tampon is picked"