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Joke of the Day
"Meet the female version of Thor Whor"
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"1) See laptop on empty table in crowded coffee shop. 2) Ask someone to watch it for you. 3) Leave before the owner returns."
"How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton."
"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire."
"BRAKING NEWS ... A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."
"Johnny Depps wife filed for divorce, thanks a lot Australia! This is why nice people don't visit you!"
"Let me in, Let me in, Let me in! I need to go back out again!-My Dog!"
"What did the chicken say before laying an egg? Yahoo. There goes my baby."
"What starts with ""F"" and ends with ""UCK""? ""Firetruck"" ...What were you thinking? What starts with ""P"" and ends with ""ORN""? ""Popcorn"" ..What were you thinking?"
"When they buried the man who invented Tetris... The whole cemetery disappeared. -Gary Delaney"