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Joke of the Day

"How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ? The cotton in her tampon is picked"

"The first time God made the universe, he skipped leg day. All men were weeping creatures, who ended in bloody torsos and begged for death."

"What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers? Mournin'"

"Click Bait Joke"

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was inventing single-ply toilet paper."

"If black people have the race card, women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump card."

"I was at a antique store and came across the first Playboy magazine ever issued...... Luckily, the owner didn't see me."

"when interviewing a person for a dog walking position, you must make absolutely certain that given the chance, the applicant won't eat a dog"

"How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !"

"The best part of the Titanic is when Rose is holding onto Jack and she's all like, 'I'll never let go' and then she lets go."