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Joke of the Day
"What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."
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"What do you call a person with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."
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"My dad wanted to name me, ""Rusty,"" if I was a boy. Thank you, X chromosomes."
"[ Boyfriend walks into the room ] Well, well, well....if it isn't the boy who tried to break up with me in a dream last night."
"Chuck Norris does not eat honey, he eats bees."
"What do nine out of ten people agree on? Gang rape."
"He died doing what he loved: almost crossing the street."
"I like my coffee, like I like my women... I don't like women."