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Joke of the Day
"What's long and black? The unemployment Line."
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"So a man goes to a restaurant and orders some food.. [OC] Man: ""Ugghhh...What the hell is this? There is sand in my paella!!!"" Waiter: ""Si?"""
"The best thing about going on a first date to the petting zoo is that if she doesn't put out there are still plenty of options."
"The French Navy Q: Why does the new French navy have glass-bottomed boats? A: So they can see the old French navy."
"""Can I take your order?"" Wait, take it where? ""No, not-"" I haven't even given you my order yet ""I mean-"" WHERE ARE YOU TAKING MY ORDER"
"What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common? They're both filled with Royal Jelly."
"Bee: I got a stinger bro! Dung beetle: Nice! [enters gods office] Sorry I'm late. Whats my special power? God: [clearly annoyed] Eating shit"
"Hey people, I've invented a new word. Plagiarism."
"The legal age of drinking in Alabama has been changed to 31... Representatives hope that it will keep underage drinking out of high schools"
"Why does Donald Trump watch the olympics? To see how high the mexican pole jumpers can jump."