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Joke of the Day
"I fell asleep in the shower last night I guess you could say I had a few wet dreams"
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"How does every racist joke start? *looks around the room*"
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"9/11 jokes aren't funny... My dad died on 9/11. I still remember his last words ""ALLAHU AKBAR""."
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