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Joke of the Day
"Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry? On a clothes lion."
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"Who burns their own city down? The people of Ferguson."
"After reading that Afghanistan had the highest infant mortality rate, this occurred to me. What do you call Afghan triplets? Twins! I am so sorry...."
"One of these days you'll see the real me. Probably next week. I'm almost out of concealer."
"I want to die peacefully, like my grandfather Not screaming, like the people in the bus he was driving."
"Not to brag, but my antics at work resulted in several items being added to the employee manual."
"It's going to take 14 years to put Harriet on the $20? I've got a friend in Chesterfield Square who can print some off in an hour.."
"This little piggy went to the market This little piggy stayed home This little piggy spread a swine flu virus And killed 250 million people"
"Are you all right? No.. You are all left Ahah is joke"
"What do you call a homesick Asian? Disoriented"