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Joke of the Day

"actually, all of my sons are named after guns. you got gunden, gunley, bungun, gunch, and this here is gun junior"

"What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? Remorse code"

"A Roman walks into a Bar. He holds up 2 Fingers and says ""Five Beers Please."""

"I'm against picketing.... But I don't know how to show it. - Mitch Hedberg"

"yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!"

"What's the difference between ISIS and a prostitute? Not much, give or take a few heads."

"What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution."

"They told me that finishing last in the marathon is nothing to be ashamed of. Its completing the event that's important. Nevertheless, that didn't make my gangbang experience any better."

"What language does a Jewish homosexual speak? Heblew"

"*Crime Scene Cop: (cuffs the dog) Detective: what the hell are you doing? Cop: Sir, I think we're dealing with a shapeshifter"