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Joke of the Day
"I bet if Jesus were here right now, he'd be like ""Toilets are amazing."""
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"What do ghosts order at the bar? Sam-BOO!-ca"
"a jew, a christian, and a muslim walk into a bar in the holyland hey it could happen, just not on a friday, saturday or sunday"
"Give a man a fire, and he will be warm for a night Light a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life."
"Friend: I love FB but it's gettin a lil boring. Me: Well that's cause all the cool peeps are on Twi- ..uh are all dead. Yeah they all died."
"What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet? A Scotland Yard."
"Did you know light travels faster than sound? That's why some people appear bright (until you hear them talk)."
"How do you tell a friend their breath stinks without being rude? ""I'm bored, let's brush our teeth!"""
"[Lions watching a romantic comedy about humans] Why doesn't he simply mount her with no apparent warning?"
"Telling my friends that I prefer twitter over facebook is like when a white girl brought a black guy home for dinner in the '60s"