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Joke of the Day
"I got breast removal surgery... Sorry I had to get that of my chest"
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"What is the hardest part of watching an orphanage burn down? My dick."
"So my fiancee rolls over, wakes me up, and says, ""honey, your alarm is going off."" I say..... ""pics or didn't happen."""
"Tip: ""Montreal"" is short for ""Monsters Are Real."" The city was originally given this name due to its abundance of monsters."
"Knock knock. - Who is there? A person that likes to tell anti jokes."
"I had an interview today. The guy interviewing me asked me where I saw myself in 5 years... I told him I didn't have 2020 vision."
"A man went onto a train with a banana and a suitcase.... He arrived at his destination safely."
"Snail Racing My friend owned a racing snail. It never won any races so he removed the shell to make it go faster. Sadly it didn't work, if anything it made it more sluggish"
"Q: What do you call Robin Hood's mother? A: Mother Hood."
"So I thought I was going to buy a TV this weekend... Turns out I'm just sick of all these shitty forced puns on /r/Jokes."