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Joke of the Day

"What do Polar Bears and Black Men have in common? They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary."

"The kidnapper rang and said ""10,000 and you get your wife back"" ""Negotiate with him!"" advised the policeman ""20,000 and she's all yours"""

"What do you call a West African cricketer? Ebola"

"Some people say I have a dark sense of humor. Not as dark as the charred remains of a holocaust victim."

"Why are orphans so bad at poker...? they don't know what a full house is"

"A co-worker of mine vocally disapproved with my proposal to ban pyrotechnics in nightclubs... I told her to give her rebuke a rest."

"What wine pairs best with this bomb-ass Nokia ringtone"

"Where do mermaids go to see movies? ...The dive-in"

"Young man cashier: Ma'am, if you don't mind me saying, you have really beautiful eyes. What I heard: Ma'am"

"What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !"