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Joke of the Day
"An Irish man walks on the street and ignores a bar... Muahahaha, like that's possible!"
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"Ive just been molested by a group of mime artists... They did unspeakable things to me."
"Anyone who uses the phrase ""easy as taking candy from a baby"" has never tried taking candy from a baby."
"There's a girl that I hate in my office that's white but looks like 'Precious'. I've been calling her ""Pressure"" & blaming my farts on her."
"DON'T ARGUE WITH ME I READ THE HEADLINE OF AN ARTICLE I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT"
"Why don't Indians eat baguette? Because there's naan there."
"Why the Indian programmers are good at C or Java, but not Basic? Because they're cast-sensitive!"
"Google Instant is like a 'funny' friend who ruins your anecdotes. ""So I walked in and I saw..."" ""Geoff capes! An egg! Ghandi!""LET ME FINISH."
"What did one earthquake say to the other? It's not my fault."