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Joke of the Day

"I love the snow. Some of my best friends are flakes."

"I once shot a deer in my pajamas... How it got in my pajamas, I will never know."

"What did Hamlet say to his cat? Get thee to a nyanery!"

"What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?"

"Just tried to massage a stressed worm but I did it too hard and now it's dead and arguably more stressed than before"

"Be careful of shoe thieves I hear they're afoot."

"SWJ goes to the laundromat . . . . . . . . and is appalled by everybody being ok with separating whites from coloreds."

"I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me for playing too much videogames.. She says its ""just cause"" but either way I think its a pretty silly thing to fallout 4.."

"What do you get when you combine a pun and a rhetorical question?"

"I hate hipsters Their vegan diets, whiskery faces, tiny feet, and sawdust bedding. Oh wait, hamsters, I hate hamsters"