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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you combine a pun and a rhetorical question?"
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"Did you hear about the pagan children's physician? He's the wiccapediatrician."
"Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls first guys says ""man, I really wish I could do that!"" seconds guy says ""pet him real nice and he'll probably let you"""
"Father's Day is the day my wife gets on all fours and lets me do ANYTHING I want to her. I usually lay back and use her as an ottoman."
"You gotta randomly lift your girl in the air, just to let her know you could throw her off a balcony if her phone ever went off after 11 PM."
"When I hear my boss coming over to my desk, I mask my body's heat signature with mud and sit still hoping she won't see me."
"I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months- I don't like to interrupt her."
"Went to the doctor I told him everytime I have sex I cry. He explained it's from the mace."
"The joke about The bed hasn't been made up yet. And the joke about the kitchen... Well, it's too dirty to tell. I have plenty more of these."
"How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!"