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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?"
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"Did you know that Lorena Bobbit was originally from Russia? Her given name was Lorena Cutyourcockoff."
"Like a good neighbor plow my driveway, not my wife"
"We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough."
"I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it."
"What is the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer came back"
"How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder ""Instruction Manuals."""
"What's the difference between a hockey player and my exgirlfriend? A hockey player will shower after 3 periods."
"Me: Hi. I can't take your call right now but please leave a message. CW: I'm standing right in front of yo... Me: BEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
"How do we not know what women want yet? There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet."