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Joke of the Day
"I once shot a deer in my pajamas... How it got in my pajamas, I will never know."
Next Joke
"Her: Oh no, I've lost my jacket.. Me: *appears from the shadows* (whispers) you left it at the restaurant *slinks back into the shadows*"
"I'm a dirty bird. *shits on your windshield*"
"How to fall down stairs: Step 1: Step 2: Step 3: Step 4: Step 5: Step 6: Step 7: Step 8: Step 9: Step 10: Step 11: Step 12: Step 13: Step 14: Step 15: Step 16: Step 17: Step 18: Step 19: Step 20:"
"Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator? A. Why are you shaking? She's going to eat me!"
"So a crazy dog goes to a place where dogs get scanned by a machine and the dog goes crazy and breaks it and everyone is scared. He's inSCANINE!"
"A college grad offers her boss sex for a raise j/k she doesn't have a job."
"Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket? He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps"
"I can't believe my back is killing me. My spine has some nerve."
"What is it about public bathrooms that brings out the white supremacist artist in people?"