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Joke of the Day

"SWJ goes to the laundromat . . . . . . . . and is appalled by everybody being ok with separating whites from coloreds."

"What is the poor part of Italy called? The spaghetto"

"For people who say bernie sanders and is socialist ideals is going to revive the red scare... Actually we're blue... (Go bernie!)"

"[At Vision Center] Receptionist: Which Doctor would you like to see? Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here."

"Have you seen my LSD? No but have you seen the Dragon in the kitchen?"

"The past, the present and the future walked into a bar It was tense."

"At which place do mostly all men and women have curly hair? Namibia... but i like the way you think ( )"

"Slow down in those corduroy pants. You'll ignite a bush fire."

"Just tasteless A man gets the words ""I LOVE YOU"" tattooed on his crank. His wife tells him ""Quit putting words in my mouth!"""

"Good news, The doctor says I'm health as a horse. Bad news, she keeps using large farm animals to describe me."