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Joke of the Day

"What happened when Harry Potter had sex with a pig? He got hog warts."

"""NO HOMO"" i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet"

"I love posting spam. Although, I've been warned again by the Royal Mail not to mail bits of meat in the post."

"Damn girl, your ass is like an avacado It's that good kinda fat"

"Waiting for everyone in this church service to bow their head in prayer so I can update my fantasy football roster."

"so this baby seal walks into a club... ...he got smashed."

"Why don't witches wear underpants? To get a better grip on the broom"

"My pregnant wife said her doctor told her no more sex until the baby is born I asked, ""What did your dentist say?"""

"What's the most evil thing a human being can do?"

"Anyone exciting about the iPhone 7? I do Because it will bring down the price of iPhone 6, which lead to iPhone 5's price to drop too. Finally, i'll have enough money to buy an iPhone 4"