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Joke of the Day

"What happened when Harry Potter had sex with a pig? He got hog warts."

"A nsfw joke :) what was ass to mouth called in the middle ages? turn the other cheek. (still. its funny :)"

"If opposites attract than why do women with clothes on always run away from me?"

"if anyone tries to tell you your dreams are unachievable just remember i have crashed my dirt bike into all 7 wonders of the world"

"One time a cute guy I liked mooned his friend as a prank but there was a tiny piece of toilet paper in his crack & it haunts me to this day"

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't usually fuck a sandwich before I eat it."

"Those little bumps around your nipples? That's braille for ""suck me."""

"Why is a schoolhouse red? You would be too if you had 7 periods a day."

"The IOC has claimed that they will catch Olympic drug cheats. I'm not so sure - they're pretty fucking fast."

"If I hear a bang when I'm driving I just assume I broke the sound barrier. Not sure where all these dents are coming from though."