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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't usually fuck a sandwich before I eat it."

"Did you hear about the man who cut his own head off after the Academy Awards? He was Leonardo DiCapitated."

"What does a gay guy call a sausage fest? Feeding Frenzy."

"Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was assaulted."

"I failed my biology test today A question asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the right answer"

"What do I get when u heat up sour cream? Just cream, it's not sour. -told me to by a friend. AP"

"For eggplant your guests will love, lightly brush with olive oil, toss in the air and blast that bad boy with your ankle piece."

"Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !"

"why do you always have nicer earrings than me mexican babies"

"What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party? He gets the cold shoulder."