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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear? becuase his peckers on his head"
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"""Don't kid yourself."" - birth control"
"I'm suprised that there aren't more fat lesbians... All they ever talk about is eating out."
"There's this woman in my office who is wearing the same outfit as yesterday and she reeks of tequi......ok it's me."
"Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod."
"What do you call a friar in prison? A felonious monk"
"I once dated a guy who left a trail of rose petals leading to a sinkful of dirty dishes."
"Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes bicycle pedals."
"so a native american walks into a fancy restaurant he says to the guy seating people, I have reservations."
"in your head, in your heaaaaaad Harambe, Harambe"