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Joke of the Day

"if anyone tries to tell you your dreams are unachievable just remember i have crashed my dirt bike into all 7 wonders of the world"

"My wife sure is picky for someone who married me."

"Jew Jokes Aren't Funny. Anne Frankly I find them offensive."

"Someone just corrected my ""good morning"" with a ""good afternoon"" so I said, ""go to hell you clock watching motherfucker""."

"You know why matter is fond of using the metric system? Because a lot of it is Pro-ton"

"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it! (Not sure of the spelling, heard it from someone)."

"I like my women how I like my coffee. . . Without a penis."

"I heard that there was no plane be shot down in Constantinople Because there was no Turkey"

"A customer's corn broke through her bag. I told her it was too husky. She stared at me blankly. Something must've been wrong with her ears."

"What is a computer virus? A terminal illness."