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Joke of the Day
"Those little bumps around your nipples? That's braille for ""suck me."""
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"German boy Why did the German boy go to Summer camp? I don't know he did notsay!"
"Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI."
"*turns around in chair dramatically* Hello... *chair turns around again* ...I've been expecting you... *again* ..., Repair-Man."
"What is the most pirated movie ever? Arrrrrrrgo"
"Do you know what the real letdown about John Glenns death is? It's the second time that Yuri Gagarin beat him to it."
"Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat under a buck."
"what's that lassie? ""Bark"" Timmy's in a well? ""Bark"" and he's jerkin it? ""Bark"" he's looking at what?! ""Bark"" dude I've heard enough"
"So many people try to be hip To me it is kind of a waist"
"Why did Jared vote for gore in the 2000 election? Jared doesn't care for bush"