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Joke of the Day

"The IOC has claimed that they will catch Olympic drug cheats. I'm not so sure - they're pretty fucking fast."

"I just checked the weather for Iraq Looks like it's partly cloudy with a chance of bomb."

"""Mmmm Brians"" - a dyslexic or gay zombie"

"What do all Amish women want? 2 Mennonite."

"Whats the best way to watch porn? In double HD."

"A man walks into a bar ""Ouch!!!"", he says."

"If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?' "

"I always take my dates straight to the movies after dinner. That way she doesn't have the chance to ask me why I eat soup with my hands."

"Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!"

"Dude, did you hear Willy Nelson's gone..? Yeah..he's on the road again."