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Joke of the Day

"A nsfw joke :) what was ass to mouth called in the middle ages? turn the other cheek. (still. its funny :)"

"I once met a woman who had 12 nipples That's sounds good... Dozen tit"

"Personal space is a concept I did not understand in Kindergarten I guess that's why they fired me."

"Remember that time I made that funny joke? Me neither."

"If a small quiz is a quizicle then a small test is a testicle My science teacher told us this."

"[Programming] Stupid Bugs... 99 bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code. Take one down, pass it around, 127 bugs in the code. Credit: Benetha619, who donated $5.00 during SethBling's stream today."

"The ancient Egyptians had strict burial requirements which may or may not have included being dug up & displayed in a museum years later."

"Why do endocrinologists visit brothels? Because they are interested in whore moans."

"actors kiss each other for like 7 seasons and don't fall in love but when someone holds the door for me i think about it for like 4 months"

"""Stop pointing at my daughter!"" - Kanye West yells at a compass."