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Joke of the Day

"[2016, cincinnati zoo. boy falls into the enclosure] other gorilla: something brought a boy to the yard harambe [making a milkshake]: SHIT"

"Wife: Guess what I did Me: Captured Bigfoot? Wife: I got a great deal on kid's clothes Me: Just so I'm clear, Bigfoot is still out there?"

"What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont? There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think?"

"A man named Isaiah with 2 eye patches changed his name to Saah No I's"

"going to travel back in time and paint a giant ""@"" in a cave just to freak everyone out"

"Jesus is really mad at me, and I don't know why. I even said have a good friday!"

"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 6 beers."

"I was trying to recall what size shirt to get my friend the psychic, then I remembered.....medium, of course."

"Some say that the Mongols created the first iteration of the Ideal Gas Law. After all, they were pneumatic experts."

"Coworker just said ""I need a thick black one."" She was talking about a marker but I'm still reporting her to HR for sexual harassment."