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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 6 beers."
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"Kate Gosselin got rejected by Playboy. When your hoo-ha could be mistaken for the Grand Canyon, you might want to try National Geographic."
"Reporter: Doctor, what motivates you to care for coma patients? Me: Well, I'm just here *puts cap on Sharpie* to put smiles on their faces"
"Effective immediately, the navy is only conscripting non-swimmers. They defend the ships much more eagerly. Edit: an adverb."
"I only do yoga so I can hold my arms up long enough to get my hair in a ponytail."
"I saw some guy hitting on a girl the other day... I think it was Mayweather"
"How does a gay guy remove a condom? He farts"
"I can't believe I forgot to bring sunscreen to the beach.... ...boy was my face red."
"When the zombie apocalypse comes, we'll be the last to go because we never leave our houses."
"I always buy a Get Well Soon card for the couple who invites me to their wedding."