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Joke of the Day

"What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont? There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think?"

"Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US? Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776."

"I was just sentenced to Prison for my part in a timeshare fraud. I have to go to prison for two weeks every year for 20 years."

"How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem!"

"I went to the library and tried to take home a book on suicide The librarian said ""fuck off, you won't bring it back!"""

"Yesterday I heard there was a robbery at a bakery, I've heard of stupid crimes... But this one really takes the cake."

"Friday night is Fred Flintstone sliding down the dinosaur's back."

"Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ? Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally."

"The baker wouldn't finish telling me how he makes bread. He said that information was on a knead-to-know basis."

"If I had a dollar for ever time someone told me my generation sucks.... Maybe I could pay my student loans."