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Joke of the Day

"Some say that the Mongols created the first iteration of the Ideal Gas Law. After all, they were pneumatic experts."

"What did one boob say to the other boob? Hey man, if we don't get some support soon they're gonna think we're nuts!"

"Job interview Hiring manager: so, according to your resume you have listed ""can pee with a boner"" as a skill Me: yea bruh I guess u can say its kinda hard Manager: wow lol you're hired"

"What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long? An OranguTAN!"

"I like to send out texts saying ""Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?"" Just to see who`s dumb enough."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it was cool."

"There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. The fraction guy reminded me of this."

"Why do blacks raise chickens? To teach their kids how to walk."

"Texting was a great solution to talking. But now replying to texts is exhausting so I'm done with all communication I guess."

"If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive... ...eventually, they would find me attractive."