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Joke of the Day

"Wife: Guess what I did Me: Captured Bigfoot? Wife: I got a great deal on kid's clothes Me: Just so I'm clear, Bigfoot is still out there?"

"Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired? He drove people bananas!"

"Why will global warming eventually confuse women trying to reach orgasm? Because it will constantly be changing the position of the clittoral."

"[donating blood] Me [feeling lightheaded]: I'm gonna need that back"

"My friend lost his left hand... He's all right now."

"Girls giving blowjobs for Louboutins - Whatcha call that? Head over heels."

"I like my women how I like my jokes funny :)"

"Why did Cain kill his brother? Because he was Abel to."

"One of my legs is longer than the other. I've spent years trying to get it rectified... But I just end up going around in circles."

"""Let me put it this way.."" ~gist of Kamasutra"