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Joke of the Day

"The Statue of Liberty's torch sure is good at surviving apocalypses."

"Ugly scenes in centre of Leicester this evening An 'anti Trump' protestor threw a traffic cone, narrowly missing US President by 5802 miles"

"... My life up till now! Hayyooooo!! :/"

"How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house? He's still there."

"I just watched a 15 year old girl who was busy texting walk into a light post and I am no longer an atheist."

"What rhymes with left and means steal? theft"

"A naked man walking through the jungle... ...when an elephant looks at him and says: -How can you even breath through this thing?"

"Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song? Blame it on the night"

"So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)"

"Some people are really tired after abortions... It's like they got life sucked out of them."