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Joke of the Day
"The Statue of Liberty's torch sure is good at surviving apocalypses."
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"Holocaust jokes are... Hitlarious."
"How does a Jew make a cup of tea? Hebrews it"
"When she found out he worked in technical support, it really turned her on. Then it turned her off. Then it turned her on again."
"Why do midget's laugh when running? Because the grass tickles there balls"
"A toddler who refuses to take a nap... Is guilty of *resisting a rest*."
"A: Knock knock... B: Who's there? A: Gas station security, you tore down a poster in a bathroom, give us the money in your wallets or we'll shoot you"
"Cancer research scientists have grown human vocal cords in a Petri dish. The results speak for themselves.."