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Joke of the Day
"My penis is only 4 inches... ...but I find most girls don't like it that wide."
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"Why is the government encouraging more American made vibrators? They want to increase their gross domestic products."
"Why did the railroad thief get caught? He forgot to cover his tracks! im^dead^inside"
"Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road? Do they really think someone will take it? Do you think I should wash it first?"
"A decent news site shouldn't have comments. Comments are not news. Just give me the facts. No one needs to know what ahole666 ""thinks."""
"What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet? Last year's winner of the blonde ""hide and go seek"" contest"
"How do you make an ugly baby? Ask your parents."
"BABY COW: [points at human] What's that? OLDER COW: That is a milk dracula"
"Did you hear about the hunter who traded a prize deer for a high class prostitute? He got the best bang for his buck"
"And before bros, churros."