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Joke of the Day
"How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house? He's still there."
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"Madonna is tryin to get Spice Girls back together. Only condition is she gets to join them. They gonna call her Old Spice."
"Why are mimes such good rapists? The D is silent. <i just thought of this! be gentle with me>"
"What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture? Carrion my wayward son"
"Go with the flow Girl: Just go with the flow. Me: The last I checked that was what one of the sperms in a premature ejaculation said."
"Why are tampons always grumpy? Because they're stuck up cunts."
"I peed on the elevator. That's wrong on SO many levels."
"The Longest Joke in the World http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"
"Jack and John A guy in a plane stood up and shouted ""Hijack!"" Everyone panicked. From the other end of the plane a man stood up and shouted back ""Hi John!"""