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Joke of the Day
"What rhymes with left and means steal? theft"
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"My brother pointed to his coffee table and said ""those are my new gloves"" He's always making off-hand remarks like that"
"april fools joke: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine"
"Welcome to the first annual hunger games America. Thank you to all the married cousins that voted for president snow."
"What happens if you try to sit on Death's couch? There will be grim reaper cushions"
"Top-down is the right way to wash just about anything... ...but apparently not convertibles."
"Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh? It is the language of Wales."
"How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany? By the way it Goebbels"
"What's a neckbeard's favourite disease? M'laria."
"What's a mathematicians favourite plant? Any that has a square root!"