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Joke of the Day

"Ugly scenes in centre of Leicester this evening An 'anti Trump' protestor threw a traffic cone, narrowly missing US President by 5802 miles"

"How do Australians have sex? They mate"

"Why did the semen cross the road? Why did the seman cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today.."

"Hate flying? Try American Airlines. They do too."

"What's the best rock to sleep on? bed rock"

"What do broccoli and anal sex have in common? If you didn't like it as a kid, you probably don't like it as an adult."

"I got accepted into Harvard's medical program I just have to die first and give them my body"

"What do you call a book case hogging all the books? Shelf-ish"

"Movie Opinion As far as I'm concerned, Precious is the best film in the Big Momma's House franchise."

"Every meal I didn't have to cook myself is the best meal I've ever had."