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Joke of the Day
"Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song? Blame it on the night"
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"What does Melania say to the Donald after sex? Next time *I* suck Bill's dick while YOU watch."
"Son: Mom, why are you always showing up at my school on chicken nugget day? Me: *literally salivating* Here to see you, buddy."
"After 1am you can sit back and relax because the bad decisions pretty much make themselves."
"Met a beautiful girl down at the park today.. Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex right there and then. God, I love my new Taser..."
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them for feminists."
"A: We are moving to nicer street B: So are we going to more peaceful one A: Really? You are moving too? B: No, we are staying"
"My dick's like Pizza Hut... Kids eat for free."
"School is like a boner It's long and hard, unless you're Asian."