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Joke of the Day

"A naked man walking through the jungle... ...when an elephant looks at him and says: -How can you even breath through this thing?"

"Moms, teach your sons to mind their manners, cook a decent meal & look for inner beauty.nnDads, teach your daughters how to throw a punch."

"Did you hear the one... about the blind prostitute? You really had to hand it to her."

"A Hippopotamus wanted to go to College to become a Neurologist... ...but he couldn't find the Hippocampus."

"What's a woman's favorite monkey? Macaque."

"Tread lightly on the path, as we all have a journey to make. Unless you're super hungry, in which case you're allowed to mow people down."

"The funny thing about fast food is, that it slows down the people who eat it."

"I'm 5'5"" and a HALF. I think men should be pretty impressed that I consider half inches very important when measuring things."

"I guess the guy who named the space between stuff in the universe ""space"" was just tired."

"Did you hear the latest joke about Baltimore? It's a riot"