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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two Canadians buy coffee? Double double doubles"
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"Desperate to get laid, so I'm going to my next Halloween party dressed as a giant anus ...I hear that hot girls love having sex with assholes"
"Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of Muesli? He was pulled under by a strong currant"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 is a six offender."
"What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd? He fry through it!"
"You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. USA! USA!"
"We're expecting 12 inches tomorrow night. Well played, Black History Month. Well played."
"Um, hi. How much is the rent for this amazing apartment? Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store."
"According to the 2nd law of thermodynamics, when parents relax, children must increase the amount of disorder in the universe to compensate."
"Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day? To the Moooovies"