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Joke of the Day
"What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd? He fry through it!"
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"News Anchor: Our correspondent at the scene had this to say. *cut to correspondent* Correspondent: This."
"What's Donald Trump's favorite song? White Christmas"
"With abs like his, are we certain Jesus didn't just diet for our sins?"
"What's the best machine at the gym? The vending machine."
"What do you get if you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?"
"A mexican and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? A cop"
"What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !"
"No, you're not fat, you're just easy to see."
"I used to steal Mitch Hedberg jokes and post them here for karma I still do, but I used to as well"