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Joke of the Day
"What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd? He fry through it!"
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"What's a pirate's favorite explosive? M80"
"What if... ... in like 30 years they made a film about Leonardo DiCraprio and how he never won an Oscar...and the actor who played him got an Oscar."
"I am the best juggler in the world. But I don't have the balls to show it to you."
"A feminist once asked me, ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p."""
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"Why does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients."
"Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She's afraid they'll bring down the house."
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