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Joke of the Day
"Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 is a six offender."
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"I still haven't found the key to happiness... ...but I'm starting to feel like whoever locked it up is a real dick."
"What do you call a terrorist from Paris? A Paririst"
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