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Joke of the Day
"Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day? To the Moooovies"
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"What do cubs fans do after they win the world series? They turn off their Xbox."
"What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast? Apple Jacks"
"I CAN'T STAND BLACK GIRLS WITH BLONDE HAIR . LOOKING LIKE A DAMN DURACELL BATTERY"
"What's the difference between batman and Blackman? Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)"
"Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train? Because it went straight pasta!"
"WIFE: Kate's new baby is 7lbs 11oz ME: WIFE: Roughly 12 a stone ME: WIFE: 312 kilos ME: WIFE: [sigh] a four pack of beer ME: Oh cool"
"I just saw a car with a big ""S"" on it... Look at the ""S"" car go !"
"Which bird is always out of breath ? A puffin !"
"What is the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute stops screwing you when you run out of money."