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Joke of the Day

"Try this for fun: Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying ""Sorry for the damage."" Watching them is priceless."

"An Australian drives up to a hitch hiker with one eye, no arms, and one leg And says ""Oi! You look 'armless! 'Op in!"""

"Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled? Because they have a claus in their contract."

"Why did the pirate date the mermaid? He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty."

"Me: Thank you! Cashier: You have a good one! Me: That's the rumor! Cashier: ..."

"Hey girl, did you fall from heaven? Because you have a seriously fucked up face."

"Who cares that Bush did 9/11? Its not that bad or particularly good. Its 82% that's a low ""B""."

"Job interview with Al-Qaeda Had a job interview with Al-Qaeda today. ""Where do you see yourself exploding in five years? "", they asked."

"Not Joking, Will I get in trouble if I tell a dirty joke that involves Obama, Bush and Pelosi? (its very dirty)"

"My friend is so silly that he spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for the doorknob!"