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Joke of the Day

"Racism is wrong I have never been racist before. It's wrong for anybody to be racist, it doesn't matter whether they're black, Asian, or normal."

"Laugh at your problems, everybody else does."

"What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?"

"What's worse than having a girlfriend with no tits? Having tits and no girlfriend."

"Know how I know I am getting laid tonight...? Because I am stronger than you."

"Percentage of Childhood Obesity by U.S. State in 2011 x-post from /r/dataisbeautiful"

"We can find water on Mars but we can't something completely unrelated?"

"What room is missing from almost every house? a Mushroom"

"how do you know asians have broken into your home? the dog is gone, the homework is done and they're still trying to get out of the driveway"

"Someone should call 911... ...because YouTube is having one of its daily 500 seizures."