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Joke of the Day
"About 90% of people do not know the opposite of these words... Always Coming From Take Me Down"
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"________________________ With all the bad puns going around, I had to draw the line somewhere."
"I wish gummi bears screamed when you ate them"
"A man walks into a bar, and is torn apart in seconds. Whoops, sorry. Bear\*"
"All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips."
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His underwear fits like a glove."
"Whenever I go to Subway, when they ask if I would like my sandwich toasted, I say yes & then I raise my cup of Coke & say, ""To my sandwich!"""
"What was built after the Indian sandwich maker's shop burned down? A New Delhi"
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."
"Best joke you came up with yourself? A lot of people think that Saudi Arabians are uninformed. What do you expect? They live under Iraq (a rock)."