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Joke of the Day
"About 90% of people do not know the opposite of these words... Always Coming From Take Me Down"
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"A teacher and the students Teacher: What does the chicken give you? Students: eggs! Teacher: What does the pig give you? Students: bacon! Teacher: What does the cow give you? Students: homework!"
"Once I meet a hot chick I automatically give her money. So if she says I'm stalking her I can tell the cops she's a hooker."
"[2018] ALIEN: take me to ur leader ME: uh ok *takes him to president Donald Trump* ALIEN: lol good one but seriously where's ur real leader"
"You know what amazes me? A maze."
"How do you make a small fortune in aviation? Start out with a large fortune."
"Why did the mushroom have so many friends? He was a fungi."
"Sometimes it's fun to pretend that all old people are part of a 'who can take the most steps over the shortest distance' contest"
"It's ironic that pregnant people have to order virgin drinks."
"Mitt Romney's dick tastes nice said Donald Trump."