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Joke of the Day

"Hello?.... Steph? Man: Can I get Steph Curry's number? Operator: 1-800-war-rior Man: I tried that, but it didn't ring"

"My girlfriend lost the key to her chastity belt. But she's too lazy to go looking for it. She can't be fucked."

"Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes."

"me: siri tell me a joke siri: *turns on front facing camera*"

"I like long walks away from everyone"

"How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer? He's out standing in his field"

"Do you give head to strangers? Or should I introduce myself?"

"How did the Nazis come up with the name for their concentration camp? After the first Jew off the train said ""Awe shits."""

"I was a virgin by choice until I was 25. Not my choice, mind you."

"Why are prison escapees so frustrating? Because they never finish their s"