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Joke of the Day
"Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart? A pick-axe"
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"You say drug dealer. I say astute, urban entrepreneur embracing the booming chemical escapism market."
"""So, you speak German?"" ""NEIN!"""
"What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh? At some point they turned into Mummys"
"Dr: Have you been getting enough exercise? Me: Does sex count as exercise? Dr: Yes. Me: No."
"Feeling pretty tough lately and thinking about joining a gang. Any of you guys need an accountant?"
"Why don't the polar bears ever drink Diet Coke in Coca-Cola commercials? Because bears don't drink aspartame, dumbshit."
"Butterfly I saw a butterfly with no wings today. I poured some Red Bull on it and BAM... it drowned"
"Internet, just because I bought shoes from you once doesn't mean I'm going to do it again. You're coming across as desperate."
"How come Americans never play chess? Because they are missing two towers."