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Joke of the Day
"It was time to show my girlfriend how i really feel.. so i showed her my hands.."
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"Hanging out with Helen Keller always made me feel like such a hipster. She'd never heard of any of the bands I like."
"I feel bad every time I lie to Waze and say I'm the passenger when I'm really driving."
"Every fight is a food fight.... .... when you're a cannibal."
"""I hate it when you go off on tangents!"" ""I hate it when YOU go off on cosines!"" Irreconcilable trigonometry can kill a relationship."
"Do you know the one step to avoiding clickbait? Obviously not. gg y'all, inbox = rekt"
"I surveyed 50 women on what hair product they used in the shower. I never knew there was a brand called ""how the hell did you get in here?!'"
"Best day to propose a girl Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll."
"What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway."
"Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? A:Damn"