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Joke of the Day
"It was time to show my girlfriend how i really feel.. so i showed her my hands.."
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"I love my 5yr old dearly, but if he keeps saying ""Dark"" Vader I may have to sell him."
"How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France? Your heart goes ""pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."""
"What are the 2 rules of success? No1 : Don't tell everything you know."
"Why don't cannibals eat the feet? Because they are lactoes intolerant. Told to me by my 12 year old."
"Papa Johns delivered to the World Trade Center on 9/11... They were 2 large plains."
"Whenever I get called into my boss's office, my entire Facebook career flashes before my eyes."
"Three men in a boat with four cigarettes and no matches. How do they get to smoke their cigarettes? They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter."
"Just figured out what ""CW"" means so now I have to re-read all of Twitter."
"He Who Farts In Church... ...Sits In His Own Pew."