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Joke of the Day

"It says a lot about someone... It says a lot about someone when they try to prank you by putting aluminum foil in the toilet bowl. It says even more about you when it works."

"Fecophilia Man, fuck that shit."

"My friend said to me 'The Tory party is just cuts after cuts after cuts!'... ... I told him 'You're one letter off.'"

"What's the difference between a customer and a weatherman? One knows he's not always right."

"The mean Apple Store manager He's a real apphole."

"Armless Alice Q. Why did Alice fall off the swing? A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock? *who's there?* A. Not Alice..."

"If only people were named after their tattoo's. This guy standing in front of me in Petro Canada Would be named Machine gun-Snake-Jesus."

"School taught me a lot of stuff, but the most useful was how to get ready in 15 minutes"

"What is black Jesus' favorite fruit? Wine-er-melon"

"Some people, SOME damn people, only tell jokes with famous French people in the punch line... Deneuve! DeGaulle!"